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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



gph 2:14 Fri Jun 24
Surprising things
The last major volcanic eruption in what is now Germany was 13,000 years ago,

I was very major.

The Eifel still shows signs of seismic activity, moving upwards at 1mm per year, with CO2 rising in lakes filling old volcanic craters.

Moeover, previously, the gap between major eruptions was 10,000 years, so a new one might be overdue.

The last thing comparable in what is now the UK was 55 million years ago,

Mind you, a German eruption might make things pretty shit in the UK, though not as shit as in Germany itself.

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ray winstone 7:33 Fri Jun 24
Re: Surprising things
I’ve never been major.

Coffee 8:21 Fri Jun 24
Re: Surprising things
I suspect geep has benefited from H&P's hospitality.

Nutsin 9:10 Fri Jun 24
Re: Surprising things
I’m off to take a major shit then off to bed.


Good night.

joe royal 9:40 Fri Jun 24
Re: Surprising things
I found out recently that the Irish refer to the English as beanos and England as beano land.

Apparently in the 60s and 70s we ate baked beans with everything, hence the name.

WHU(Exeter) 10:05 Fri Jun 24
Re: Surprising things
Anchor dairy products.

Given the endless alternatives, at what point in time would anybody in their right mind choose an ANCHOR as a name and logo to herald dairy produce?

And yet it worked.

Far Cough 10:50 Fri Jun 24
Re: Surprising things
Water is used to put out some fires and yet H2O contains Hydrogen one of the most flammable of all things as well as Oxygen a which is a very good oxidiser to keep that Hydrogen fire going

Lee Trundle 10:53 Fri Jun 24
Re: Surprising things
BOO!

Side of Ham 11:00 Fri Jun 24
Re: Surprising things
Joe, I had 3 slices of beans on toast for dinner yesterday…..

Mr Kenzo 11:04 Fri Jun 24
Re: Surprising things
The brewery, Sankt Gallen makes a beer called Un Kono Kuro, It's made with coffee beans that have been shat out of an elephant.

Russ of the BML 11:05 Fri Jun 24
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WHU(Exeter) 10:05 Fri Jun 24

It's a New Zealand company,. Started in late 1800's. They are a shipping export firm and the dairy produce comes under their company umbrella.

Russ of the BML 11:06 Fri Jun 24
Re: Surprising things
But yeah, regardless of it being a shipping company I suppose you are right. Why does it work?

WHU(Exeter) 11:28 Fri Jun 24
Re: Surprising things
Russ, ah, that explains all...

Shame, I still picture a 19th century brain storming session, fuelled by a few gins too many.

bell 12:04 Fri Jun 24
Re: Surprising things
Everything in the universe is either a duck or something else.

zebthecat 12:19 Fri Jun 24
Re: Surprising things
Never heard of elephant pooh cofffee (let alone beer) but have heard of civet cat pooh coffee.
It just makes me wonder of the thought processes that lead to someone thinking that this might be a good idea.

Mike Oxsaw 12:24 Fri Jun 24
Re: Surprising things
A Jack-in-the-box...

Aalborg Hammer 12:26 Fri Jun 24
Re: Surprising things
The duck billed platypus is a monotreme - it can produce it's own milk and eggs - there are three types of monotreme in the world and they're the only mammals that can make their own pancakes

Burnhammeronsea 3:10 Fri Jun 24
Re: Surprising things
Hotel California was written in Barnes London.

bruuuno 3:22 Fri Jun 24
Re: Surprising things
What sort of weird cunt shits just before they go to bed?

eswing hammer 3:56 Fri Jun 24
Re: Surprising things
You will only ever have to negotiate stinging nettles whilst wearing shorts !

Amputee Actor 3:58 Fri Jun 24
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"What sort of weird cunt shits just before they go to bed?"

You think they should do it AFTER they've climbed into bed??

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